英文简历中避讳的话总结

    致命的大错
    "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
    "Qualifications: No education or experience."
    "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
    "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
    "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
    "Fired because I fought for lower pay."
    "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
    "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
    "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
    "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
    打字错误与语法错误
    "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
    "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
    "I am a rabid typist."
    "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
    "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
    "Accounting cleric."
    "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
    "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
    "Suspected to graduate early next year."
    "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
    "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
    "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
    "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
    "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
    不应有的幽默
    "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
    "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
    "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
    "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
    "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i
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    n particular."
    "Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."
    "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
    "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
    "Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."
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